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Granted, but they will kill you after there done

I wish my fender would put it self on my car.

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granted but now it’s inside out

i wish the hookers hadn’t killed me!!!lol

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granted but your legs are broke and your stuck in the ghetto

I wish it was summer

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Granted but the army shiped you to antartica

I wish i had a 2 liter bottle of yoohoo

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granted but it was three years old

i wish we had a autobahn

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(we do, kinda) Granted but you have to pay 1K everytime you go on it

I wish George W (both father and son) would die

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granted but u find out there ur real parents!!

i wish the ghetto was nicer place

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granted but your forced to live with a bunch of jungle bunny’s ( if you know what they are ;D :lol )

i wish is wasn’t going to snow tomorrow :sad

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granted but it’s gunna b a blizzard for 3 days afterwards.

i wish i knew what jungl bunny’s. were!!

good thing i’m not white that sounds racist!!! :wow

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granted but the answer to what they are is in a safe that cant be broken :haha

i wish i had that vagina couch :crackup

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granted but it smells like hot tuna or a 400 lbs hooker in african jungle.

i wish i were in bed hours ago!!!

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Granted but you’ve been sleep pissing ever since and woke to find creamy nipple discharge all over your comforters.

I wish i had carbon fiber teeth, brushing ones teef ftl.

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granted but everytime you went to eat, they’d break and there would be no replacements

i wish i didn’t have to get up at 3 am tomorrow morning

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Granted, but your fired from your job

I wish hookers werent infront of shoporama pizza today.

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(who says its for work :ninja)

granted, but they’re crammed in your car

i wish for a dusting of snow

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Granted, but 2 hours later 6 inches fell, followed by 2 inches of ice

I wish they dont salt the roads

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granted, but then where would all the snow and ice go? …they’d plow it over your cars and bury them so it takes you months to shovel them out ;D

i wish for nothing :wow

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wtf, Granted you get mail order male strippers with aids tommrow

I wish my car wasnt covered in salt

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granted but now its covered in poop with dingleberries hanging from your exhaust

i wish for some vitamin H2o

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granted but have drink it thru a penis straw!!!

i wish people had more of a sense of humor and weren’t such tight ass’s
(u know who u r!!)