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granted, but you would nvr be able to get an erection again

i wish for a clean hot girl with 36D’s and a shaved poon to be naked in front of me wanting to have sex

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granted but she is a “real doll”

i wish this thread was locked

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I’m sorry but I am unable to grant such a wish.

I wish I was able to lock threads.

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granted but everytime you sign on and try to post, that thread is blocked only to you, but open to everyone else

i wish we had MOAR smileys

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FUCKING GRANTED FUCK YEAH

i wish democracy worked lol

66

granted but the leader would be Hitler

i wish people would stop wishing :o

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Ungrantable.

I wish people would stop doing the same thing over and over, trying to make people stop posting/wishing.

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granted but instead they would be leg humping each other constantly, regardless of sexual preference lol

i wish my tea (yes, i said tea…coffee doesnt agree with my bowels) wasn’t so fucking HOT.

69

granted but its now an ice cube

i wish i wasnt in school

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Granted, but now you’re in prison, getting ass raped by two mexicans named Jesus and Pedro.

I wish blahhhhhh.

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granted but by “blahhhh” you mean deathly sick, immobile, and cant drive ever again

i wish for more things to wish for

72

Granted, but all of those wishes will be corrupted.

I wish niggaz stopped hatin a playa.

73

granted but then no one liked “the playa”

i wish i had an asian owl

74

granted but instead of hooting he’d constantly scream

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i wish my job paid roughly 74% more

75

granted but everyone else would make double because $1 now equals 47 cents

i wish i was a millionaire

76

Granted but you are a millionaire in the game LIFE

I wish I had a barracuda for a pet

77

Granted, but you now have no fingers.

I wish Chuck Norris wasn’t the man.

78

granted but the new “man” is Dog The Bounty Hunter

i wish i had an unlimited supply of 93 octane gasoline

79

granted but it would clog your fuel filter every time you used it.

i wish i had every tool snap-on makes, in the biggest garage in the world, with literally tens of lifts.

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granted (come to my dad’s shop) but the tools would break

i wish for unlimited female pornstars at MY HOUSE that had no diseases, and weren’t “real dolls”