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Granted but they are locked in an impenetrable room, and you got no key for it and they can’t get out.

I wish we have no snow this winter on the ground, but plenty on mountains.

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granted but it would be all ice and no snow

i wish i didnt have any bills

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Granted, but now you have constant chronic diarrhea and cannot get rid of it.

I wish for a super wish… One that cannot be corrupted.

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granted, but the world implodes due to the hole in the space-time continuum you just created.

I wish I could NOT sleep on the couch

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granted but you have to sleep sitting on a metal shaft

i wish i had the bitch in SXY_TME’s avatar(tittaaaayss)

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granted but she would still, in fact, be a tiny jpeg file

i wish my laundry was all done now.

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granted but all the clothes would have mini shit stains everywhere

i wish i had that black avalanche on 30’s…real, functional, full scale size, and runs like its new

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Yeah but it’s 20 feet underground.

I wish people came up with better corruptions of wishes.

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granted but they cant

i wish we had MO4R smilies

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granted but they would be in an unrecognized file and cannot be used

i wish i could get laid this weekend by a hot real human girl that was clean and free of any diseases

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granted, but she 13 and her father catches you and rips you dick off with his bare hands

I wish for a job that didn’t require me to get up so early.

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granted but you would be getting paid $3.50 an hr and you’d have to work from 3pm to 3am doing manual labor

i wish ppl could just hand me real money so i wouldnt have to work

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Granted but due to the latest inflation increase, that money is worth nothing.

I wish people didn’t think Miatas are gay.

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Granted, but those people are only you and I.

I wish I had a Spec Miata.

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Granted but you would then be unavoidably, unstoppably homosexual. :gay

I wish i had a SpecE36

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Granted, but said Spec car was totalled the first time you drove it, loading it onto the trailer.

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…it’s your turn

stp fkn up the rotation

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I wish I remembered to put a wish there.

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cossey fucked it up, not me.

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benny fuked it up not cossey

i wish my socks weren’t consistently super moist in the winter.