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There not, there just too small and have that fuzzy little ball on the back of them like a 15 year old girl who plays tennis.

I wish I had an airstrip with a 10,000 square foot pad

P.s. u listen to bad brains?

102

Granted, but the pavement is broken worse than FMCC’s lot.

I wish the AX season wasn’t over.

103

that kid’s music tastes are ridiculous, you never know what to expect to come out of the kid’s room, i used to basically live with him and his roommate. :rofl

granted but it would now be illegal and you could be arrested for it.

i wish i wasnt hung over

104

granted but you are permanently ill

i wish today wasnt so boring :shifty

105

granted but tomorrow would be twice as boring.

I wish I knew how to genetically alter my cats so there poop doesn’t stink.

106

granted but they would never stop pooping

i wish i could genetically engineer house animals to not produce waste.

107

Granted but they will never stop growing.

I wish I could clone myself.

108

Granted but it would be a homosexual Clone and all he’d want to do is rape you in the ass.

I wish i had a talking bunny

109

Granted but this is all the bunny does.

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I wish they would stop making bad remakes of good movies.

110

granted but they wouldnt make any movies at all

i wish 4ADAM12 would put the pics up from the JVG meet

111

Granted, but there all out of focus and there all pictures of a Ford focus.

I wish I had a an 87 UR quattro that had never been molested.

112

Granter but she is 20 years old now and she knows better than to let you touch her.
(Yes I know its a car)

I wish for Vlad to fix the gallery yesterday so I can put the pics up so everyone one will stop badgering me.

113

granted but it will still be broken in some way

i wish hondas werent the greatest thing since sliced bread :lol

114

Granted, but there is no need to grant that wish because it’s not true.

I wish honda never stopped making generators and shitty little dirtbikes,(yes i know they still do) then decide it was a good idea to move on to cars.

115

granted, but they still do so therefore your wish can’t come true

i wish 1stgen wasn’t such a funny guy :shifty

116

Granted, but then i wouldn’t have any redeeming qualitys other than looks. :lol

I wish I had a never ending supply of fossil fuels.

117

Granted, but upon granting this wish burning fossil fuels became outlawed by the government.

I wish santa would bring me lots of joy this year.

118

deal but that joy turns into a burning sensation and you have to go to the free clinic

i wish i had $1,000

119

granted but it is locked in a safe that cant be cracked, blown up, or broken into in any way

i wish gas prices would stop being rediculous

120

Granted, but all the gas stations around would close due to lack of funds.

I wish it was going to be 80 and sunny for this saturdays track day.