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I wish Code Blue could follow the simple rules :confused :tong

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Granted- his wish is for me to pickup a full sponsorship with some automotive racing team of my choice, having no affiliation with NASCAR or the like.

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Granted- his wish is for me to pickup a full sponsorship with some automotive racing team of my choice, having no affiliation with NASCAR or the like.

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I wish my Mods AND Admins would follow the rules :lmao

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granted, but there all ningas :ninja :ninja :ninja

I wish vlad hired actual mods that followed rules of the fourm.

UR MY BOY BLUE …lol had to do it.

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Granted- his wish is for me to pickup a full sponsorship with some automotive racing team of my choice, having no affiliation with NASCAR or the like.

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… (sorry, just a little out of it at the time) My wish is to take everything less seriously (if that’s possible).

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granted, but then you will get pulled over, and not take the cop seriously, which will land you in prison.

I wish my leg wasn’t broken

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granted but then both your arms are amputated…

i wish there were no cops :nod

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motherfucker

granted, but then you get shot in the face by a gangbanger while walking into a robbery.

I wish I had my new job :slight_smile:

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Granted but you have no arms and no legs to do your job :tong :tong :tong

i wish it would snow so i can get paid $15 an hour ;D

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granted, but only so you can wear your new ugg boots on the corner.

I wish my car was finished

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Granted once again, but you still have no limbs, therefore you can’t drive it and it’s finished but doesn’t run :mwahaha

i wish there was more stuff to wish for.

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are you obsessed with my limbs ? lol

granted, but then you would be wishing for riding 2 man up and nut to butt.

I wish I can predict that I will get straight A’s this semester

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nut to butt :crackup ,best story told all last night

granted but your predictions are wrong…

i wish i could just get into college :angry2

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granted, but now your going to beauty school. And you KNOW what they say about guys in beauty school.

I wish I had enough money to have my house built

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Granted, but it was built by one of the three little pigs and it’s made of straw.
I wish I was spanking laps at mt. tremblant

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Granted, but Laps, the 85-year-old stripper, is complaining that she can’t find one of her teeth…

I wish I wasn’t at work right now.

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granted, but you would lose your job and not be able to fund your cars.

i wish tuning software for vw’s wasn’t so expensive

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Granted, but all the info for setup is in greek and you don’t speak the language.
I wish hookers did’nt use my back yard to work in.

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granted, but you wouldn’t be able to see them because you are blind

i wish the drinking age would be 18.

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granted, but your only 12

I wish i had a clone to do all my work