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[Ilya]

@jdaniels

FUCK. The other day I saw a cop with his lights on. Did you know that the sirens actually emit Morse Code that tells you how much your taxes are going to go up???

@DannyboyUpstate"

What was the phone call like?

“911 Emergency services”

“Hi, someone is ringing my doorbell! It’s really annoying! Send help now!”

C’mon.

:rofl :rofl :rofl