DAMN TICKETS !!!

haha, i remember reading this joke. its great. ive wanted to do this for a while now

I got a ticket once, not sure what it was for. Next time i go shopping though i really need to pick up some more windex…

at least SOMETHING good came out of this thread

Should of just stayed quiet and took the first one…I tried that once, didnt go to good for me. I get pulled over and have my licence,registration all ready for them. I am now a total kiss ass and most of the time works.

3/12 times ive gotten a ticket.

WHAT THE FUCK DUKE LADUKE DO YOU READ ANYTHING YOU COMMENT ON??

Just saying about the atitude issue hahha

what the fuck. you clearly didnt read it

You spelled consultant in your signature wrong too. FAIL

I know fuck nut .

It also means I cant spell for shit.Turbo beatle dood has already “this user cant spell”

Lmao at Duke FAIL!!! And Perfect PJB style post Gendy.

I HATE YOU ALL !!!

lol I rarely drink and you damn well I wouldnt do that…I thought it was a good joke none the less so I thought I would share it…IRL it would be bullshit BUT as a joke it is amusing

Jesus christ dukey are you fuckin serious… i mean come on really… it wont let me -1 you or i would!!!