no pics, i didnt have a camera with me. i could probably take a pic of the feathers and yellow shit in my rad.
do you have AC?
that gross yellowish liquid may be your AC lubricant… or the turkey’s brain, however the brain would fit in a teaspoon…
I can remember seeing a picture of a porsche that hit a pheasent or something, it puntured the windsheild and thraveled through a hole the size of a quarter liquifying itself and ending up in the rear windsheild as a red paste.
^ basiically, “always look an the bright side of life” -monty python
i dont have AC, the yellow shit definataly came from the turkey, he was busted up pretty bad. big hole in his side with his guts spilling out. smelt horrible. my car acctually doesnt smell bad anymore, but once i drive and it heats up it’ll probqably start cooking the grossness again.
yea im really glad it got sucked into the bumper and not bounced onto my windshield. i probably hit it doing over 100k, after mad braking.
Or the bright side of death.
I mean whatta ya gotta lose? Ya come from nothing, ya gone back to nothing… whatta ya got lose? NOTHIN
I said to 'im… Bernie, I said… they’ll never make their money back
Life’s a piece of shit, When you look at it, Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true…
Shoulda brought the turkey home, it was already gutted, all you’d’ve had to do was cook the fucker up. Yum.
im in for dinner!
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im in for dinner!
1)alesserfate (vlad)
2)birdhou53 (mark)
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hah, shouldve scooped it up and posted it in the for sale section.
heres a picture of the aftermath, gross yellow shit and feathers. thats after a good hosing.