Not having the best of weeks this week. Lets give alittle synopsis of the past two days:
Tuesday: Flying down a backroad from 885 to get on 837. Out jumps a big ass turkey. I slam on my brakes and I think i nicked it alittle bit but as I was stopping he was trying to fly…he managed to get high enough to come halfway through my window that I had to like push him out, as I was shitting myself. He was making this noise and his eyeballs were popping outta his head. It was nuts. I just wish someone was in the passenger seat to witness lol.
Today: Get up at 5:30 am for work (which sucks in itself). On my way to work, maybe 2/10ths of a mile from the previous days turkey incident. Im stopped at a red light. Some old fuckin lady rear ends me. It wasnt hard but still. I was looking in my rear view when she pulled up and im thinking is this whore gonna stop? I even had my foot jammed into the brake. Boom, right into me. So I get out of the car and she gets out and shes like “oh honey did I hit you?” I replied “Well, uh, yeah. I dont usually get out of the car in the middle of the road and look at the back end of my car.” So Im looking and theres a long shallow scratch on my bumper. (it actually may have been there already) So Im like whatever, dont worry about it, just be more careful. I just turned around and got back in my car. The stupid bitch didnt even say she was sorry. I just hope when I get that old and start plowing into the back ends of ppls cars, that they are as nice to me as I was to her. Stupid old bat.
yeah sometimes I dont understand why I am so nice. It gets me nowhere.
I laughed my ass off after I pulled away from the turkey scene. Could have been alot worse had I been going around a bend slamming on the brakes, considering the road was tar and chipped not too long ago and I have bald ass tires. I could see me explaining that to the ins co. “um yeah a turkey flew in my window”
Yup it was miller road…and i was sitting at the light in front of the shell station when granny hit me.
what was funny was shes all checkin out my car for damage, and im thinkin “you couldnt even see my car in front of your face, what makes you think your gonna see a scratch on my bumper?” lol
fuck eating the turkey. you should have killed the fucker and left it on the side of the road. Then you could have beaten the old lady with its carcass the next day.
@ the turkey