oh and howie…false… u had a hat once…when u were living on longmeadow. I tried it on…it was fitted. It covered my FACE
No, Roselyn Sanchez (or however you spell it, from Rush hour 2, and in some CSI - ish TV show)
Dear 17yr old girls,
Stop wearing short skirts and the mall, I was stairing at you from behind wondering if you were hot, and ran into a garbage can, spilling my dippin dots.
Dear Jeller,
Thanks for letting me beat the living shit out of your Evo whenever I want. Also thanks for letting me hunt with it, and then letting me chase down deer in the parking lot with it as soon as you get it back.
I’m looking forward to out doing myself next year, so look out.
X…
Thread save FTW… I lol’d hard after reading that.
Dear Santa,
Where the hell is my F430? Jesus
Dear Domino’s Delivery Man,
Yes you, the one with the red Cherokee, whom puts some stupid looking 18/19 in rims on it during the summer. Thank you for passing me in the snow. You thinking your 205/75/15 4x4 beast will take you anywhere you want to go in the snow at 50mph made my night. Yes I saw it, I saw you miss your turn and drive threw the snowbank and over the curb. Ha, I was in the lifted black Cherokee, the one that normally stops and pulls people out of spots like that, but I’ll let you sit there as you felt it necessary to blow by me almost taking off my mirror.
The gods laughed in my favor that night!!! HA
LMAO
hahahah
some good shit in here.
Dear The south
Don’t call AT&T from your trailer without a credit or debit card expecting to get anything just becuase you got a letter saying you get free phones. No matter how many times you say it, it doesnt matter. And saying your credit is good doesnt qualify you for service.
Please go get bitten to death by crawfish
Dear ILCisDEAD,
Dear Alex (my boss),
Take some fucking English classes. I cannot understand a word you say therefore I ignore all your requests at work. Please don’t send me anymore of your “I’m watching you” emails, just remember I’m responsible for a shit load of money/ equipment. Don’t piss me off.
Edit: Thanks for insluting me with your kindness, I’ll think I’ll grab a full tank of gas, 6 pack and a pizza with the large bonus you gave me. Fuck you
Dear security cameras above my head,
Fuck you.
Dear Sarah (wife of Boss)
Learn how to count you horrid bitch, I used one sick day, not five.
Stop reproducing.
Dear Dad,
I hate your g/f and I’ve put up with her drunkenness for 15 years.
I put on a facade when I’m around her. Truth be told, I just want to slit her throat. I pray when she steals your change in your truck and hits the local bar, that she gets hit by a snow plow. You know she sleeps around so much when I shake your hand I’m afraid I’ll get AIDS.
Dear Dads g/f
When my dad gives me money out of the blue, that doesn’t mean your whore of a daughter gets the same treatment. If you want to give your daughter money, maybe you should get a job or at least not take booze as a payment when you get fucked by random dudes at the local bar.
P.S I hate you
GOD DAMN IT!
bump for a Rofl filled thread