Democratic Joke

Someone forwarded me this e-mail below.

To all my Liberal Democratic friends: I mean no disrespect:

A $50 LESSON–
>
> I recently asked my friends’ little girl what she wanted to be when
she
> grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her
> parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If
you
> were President what would be the first thing you would do? ’ She
replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ Her
parents beamed with pride.
> ‘Wow…what a worthy goal.’ I told her, 'But you don’t
have to wait
> until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and
mow
> the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I’ll pay you $50. Then
> I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs
> out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.
> She
thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
> the eye and asked, ’ Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do
the
> work, and you can just pay him the $50? I said, ‘Welcome to the
Republican Party.’
> Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.

boo

jk just wanted to try to break your spirit :slight_smile:

not bad :lol

Nice lol

:rofl Sully for President.

Ha ha ha that is priceless

Lol awesome.

thats great :rofl :rofl

pretty good stuff.

my mother and i use this joke all the time, there are like 100 different versions of it but it never gets old

:rofl WIN!

finally someone whos on the right thought process but yet somehow we have obama in office :lol seriously hate obama…

lmao!!! :rofl

if a joke is well received on clubrsx you know it’s good joke lol

http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?p=25587894#post25587894

rofl!:clap

Well done.

I sent this around my work yest, (my boss fus the democratic committee in delmar) and even she was laughing!

Cameo… you are the last person on earth that I would listen to about politics and I would have said that even if you had the exact same political views as me

good dont listen or agree with me i dont expect people to i just say what i feel like saying…:hug:retardclap:shifty

:facepalm