Did you wash your hands today?

“I thought that sign was just for employees?” -Peter Griffin .lol

No, it was more like “Hey, this sign is only for employees, right? Ok, GOOD.”

And you like croutons more than anyone else I know.

Fuck man, you really like your croutons

yep

god you are so gay.

Man the fuck up.

you would use the toilet after the russian without lysoling the entire room?

I’m not a fan of licking the toilet bowl… so yeah that’s fine with me.