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say what??? how did i end up in this convo? and i better get the beer and grilled cheese con bacon before anyone tries takin off my pants.
I feel like this thread isn’t nearly as funny as it could be.
Seriously I obviously meant the girls in Texas, Jesus.
But now that it has been brought up, are you cute afrank? :naughty:
yeah… i was kinda wondering what you had to do with this too… im assuming he was trying to say me…
reading fast owns me again. Shitty
We need pics of these broads for lulz to ensue. Or to hear their trashy stories and shit. Not going to lie I thought this would be way better.
one of you esluths get to work on digging up all of their pictures/personal info then!
I want a picture of each girl, followed by a picture of their best made grilled cheese and bacon samich.
I will then pick a winner and a loser.
The winner gets to make me samiches, the loser gets to post nudz for nyspeed.
GO!
LOL. Ever think in off road standards a user name Little Foot could be derived from 
+1 We have a bunch of girls posting but no pics. I say a new post needs to be started w/ every girl posting a pic holding a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich. FTW!
Well I tried to keep the personal info to a minimum in this thread, but ofcourse, she would post here warped side of things and people would jump on it.
Lets go to the real details
karter picked up his entire life to move to texas, her father promised my father and told me he would hook me up with a job that wasnt there once i sold everything i had and drove to corpus christi texas.
When i get there, hes pretty set on making me leave, even after he said it was cool for me to come be with his daughter , 2 faced much ?
then there wasnt a place in all of corpus christi that would rent to me with cash, and i put in 200 applications and didnt get one call back.
So i continued to stay in a red roof inn for 4+ weeks at 365 a week, fun times.
I never brought her home late ect I ended up taking her virginity at the hotel, we fucked alot blah blah, one night we got caught. Her stalker liar father was outside the hotel, we were supposed to be at a movie.
He didnt know we fucked but must of known we fucked. Anyways he said I’d never see her again blah blah blah. I drove from corpus to hope arkansas straight shot in one night.
Next morning i get a call, yeap you guys can get married ect, I drive all the way back, and her 2 faced father was a fucking liar again.
So hes in the hotel room with her and me, and is laying all these rules on us to make it impossible to date, threatening to have me arrested if we ever changed our plans ect, as I was older then her, but not by enough.
Anyways, I cant do it so I bail state again, full wel intended to marry her the second she can get out of school.
In the meantime we talk for a while then suddenly big bad dad, or whom I could pummle with a blindfold, takes her to a psychiatrist to try to pry for info. Doctor tells her its confidential, she confides in doctor, doctor blabs to aprents, big bad daddy intentionally trys to ruin my life by going to the police.
Thankfully, I was no longer in texas, and was less than 3 years older than her, so nothing happened. but it dosent change the fact he intentionally tried to ruin my life for no gains at all, it wasnt going to bring her virginity back, in any of her holes.
Now some months go by, were not allowed to talk per her dad, but finally we start talking.
Alls good and well, we get back together, she quits school i send her a plane ticket.
Then I find out she lied to me about mad shit after she gets here, including sucking 2 dicks in 24 hrs. getting fingered by some dude ect ect.
So needless to say i was pissed, and upset, so i said make it up to me.
She swore she would and as the months went by, she didnt, didnt even fucking try, so being shut out from her became a habbit.
But I managed to forgive her enough to stay with her, even tho she put in no fucking effort the entire time.
So yeah ofcourse, when a relationship is one sided Im not going to show tons of emotions.
and it was my fault for hating her father after he ruined everything on purpose, I wasnt supposed to, I wasnt allowed too.
Fuck that hes a pile of shit.
o hai, whats going on in here?
That story is about what I expected.
She did make a huge mistake, I told her shit would be smothe sailing and gave my word, Im a man of my word. E ven offered to pay to send her back if it wasnt everything she wanted and more.
Yeah man, thats the best way
thats where it came from
how are you laughing at that coat, you and your shitty family picked it out, and the first time I saw it i said you looked like grape ape.
Apparently, loving, providing, never cheating and never leaving isnt good enough for some people, plus my dicks big and Im a nymph, so why in the fuck would any girl leave
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this
I loled
it wasnt supposed to go this direction, it went 5 pages before people possessed the inability to shut up, but I dont mind it.
wow, i’m sorry, thats a messed up girl for messing with your head that much…move on and have fun with your life
Oy vey
That story delivered. A+
Did you just tell everyone on an automotive forum that your dick is big?
:gay:
Fggt.
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