15 beers
9 shots of crown
5 jello shots
2 shots of vodka
and i left this myspace message for Slopokes girlfreind.
OMG, i am so trelly drukc
i had a whoel 30 paces and than i put the empty boccx on mnyn head, and in yelleed “Im tehn Juggernsaut BITCHHNDS!1” and i totally tackled him to teh ground. thans challenedge the picinic table to a headbutting contest, but ik wad too hardcore, asn the tabe totally shit tehw baedc. Afte rthdsat, i opunchseed mysefed in teh head t prove how fuhggine harcxore i wesafd. truer storyunb… Whyis there ketfchupf in my hisar???
I later found out in the morning that it was NOT ketchup. But indeed my own blood.
Yeesh.