Don't I have the best luck with cops...(story)

meh, you have to be a moron of some sorts, I just got pulled over for 60 in a 35, no ticket, no warning.

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over

me: probably speeding

Cop: do you know how fast you were going

me: third gear?!?!

Cop: Do you know the speed limit on Marsh is 35

Me: Sorry sir I completely forgot, I was being stupid

Cop: License and registration cops walks away

5 min later the cop comes back

Cop: Slow down and do not top out third, by the way nice car.

Me: I am sorry officer, it will not happen again, and thank you.