Don't know how to park, nice to meet you....

I’ve never understood why ppl can’t take the time to park correctly, many lots even provide lines for you to help guide you.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/5083163731_219c96d01a.jpg

Well for those who don’t know or care to know…here’s my card.
http://i48.tinypic.com/2cf77me.jpg

Have a nice day.

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That card is awesome, seriously make us a bunch I’ll throw in some money

You can order them from here…

I don’t get it

Great idea. Saves me from booting mirrors off the doors.

That card will definitley work better than the shit I’ve got printed out on full size sheets of paper.

Like very much. I could use all 50 in one day in Springville.

:tup:

There was a car parked on the line the other day and I parked next to it neatly in my lines. Ass hole leaves me a note saying “thank you for making it hard for me to get in my car.” FUCK YOU you fat fuck. I wish that I had come out to see them placing that on my car.

THIS. I think a lot of times people who “suck at parking” really just parked normally with respect to the car next to them and it’s just a stackup of tolerances.

I love it when there is a dusting of snow and all of a sudden everyone is blind and cannot see the lines. I park correctly regardless of where the idiots park. Sometimes it is great when the difference is about 15 feet.

just bought 50 cards

Oh and here is a hint for people who can’t park when there is a dusting of snow: 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time the parking rows are in line with the light poles and or cart corrals. Duh!

This is why I love my Prizm. I’ll park as close as I can to the asshole drivers door and then get out of my car through the passenger/drivers side depending on how they parked. Have fun getting into your car now asshole.

Either they pick you car up and move it or kick in the cardboard material like door on it to make room for theirs.

I just saw this dude park his yellow new model Corvette at BJ using 2 parking space. He just park diagonal using 2 parking spots.
http://www.saigonbangkok.net/img/parking.jpg

Do people who suck at parking, know they suck at parking?

yes, but they usually just don’t care

Dude with the 'Vette is just asking for trouble.

Thats when I kung fu kick the mirror off. If I don’t want my car dinged, I park at the outside of the lot. Ask my wife, she hates the walk but it’s too bad.