So I’m at the Galleria and I park next to a new 335ci thinking thank god the Nazis are here and will cause a ruckus if the lesser beings park close and ding it.
So coming back to my car he’s talking on his phone doing gosh knows what. Don’t those have bluetooth? Some people just like to be seen on their phones. I’m putting presents in my trunk and he gets out and asks “What wax do you use?”
And I hate that question, because not only is it difficult to answer but it hardly represents how much work goes into good paint care. So I tell him and he says, “Wow, you spend all that time on a Honda?”
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And so I said, “Dorothy know she look good.” This really confused him, not knowing that Dorothy was just my Honda.
So I thought that it must look good, but Dorothy didn’t feel very photogenic today. Anyway:
Jeff’s Werkstatt Prime via cyclo and orange pad (including windows)
Collinite Insulator wax via cyclo and green pad
303 Aerospace protectant on rubbaaaas.
No, I really wanted to ask what wax he put on his car but it was obvious that he didn’t. And I only spent 2 hours on my car yesterday. I haven’t waxed it since September. Meh.
