drive threw atm machine! so true

NYSpeed Automotive NYSpeed Off Topic
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A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is
installing new “Drive-through” teller machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.”
MALE PROCEDURE

  1. Drive up to the cash machine.
  2. Put down your car window.
  3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
  4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
  5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
  6. Put window up.
  7. Drive off.
    FEMALE PROCEDURE
    1. Drive up to cash machine.
  8. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
  9. Set parking brake, put the window down.
  10. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
  11. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
  12. Attempt to insert card into machine.
  13. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
  14. Insert card.
  15. Re-insert card the right way.
  16. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
  17. Enter PIN.
  18. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
  19. Enter amount of cash required.
  20. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
  21. Retrieve cash and receipt.
  22. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
  23. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
  24. Re-check makeup.
  25. Drive forward 2 feet.
  26. Reverse back to cash machine.
  27. Retrieve card.
  28. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
  29. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
  30. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
  31. Redial person on cell phone.
  32. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
  33. Release Parking Brake.

sorry if you dont find it funny.

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ib4hatecrew

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I laughed a little, and it made me miss having the Expedition as a DD. I came real close to shoving a bitch past the ATM to steal her money when her cash finally popped out after she took so damn long.

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Id say from personal experiences this has been pretty close to exact.

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i like 26&27

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Very funny but yet sad because it is true.

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PS:

drive THROUGH (THRU)

you fucking retard.

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lolz, that part got me.

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Did you ever hear that comedian that talks about rental cars and the funny/burning smell lever?:lol:

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never fails. lol thank you! I always look forward to your posts:burnin:

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You’re right. It never fails. Your idiocy is remarkably consistent.

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Hahahaha

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i try my best!

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i learn from the best:fail:

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omg its not an atm machine… the m denotes its a machine. automated teller machine machine is incorrect.

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ive noticed who doesnt have a life :hang:

does it really fucking matter? seriously. if you really need to go into everything that is typed and remark on what is wrong then your pretty sad. its an online forum. im sorry i didnt know i needed to be proper. get a fucking life

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I BET YOU MOD A HONDA!

Seriously though. You don’t have to have great grammar, or even GOOD grammar. But seriously…

It must suck to be so dumb.

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lol i dont care enough to mod a car. i have a malibu. its a car. its gets me from point A to point B. with a go sound system inside. Yes i no its a malibu and they suck. personally im not a fan of them or chevy. if you want to dis me because of the car i drive thats fine, i really dont care.
i got better shit to spend my money on.

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What do you spend money on? Besides a go sound system of course

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Why are you on here then?