SOO… coming home from work today down a certain long road… and the light turns red… and up comes a neon… well he rolls up… rolls his window down and asks me if i want to get smoked. i was like um sure … Vanilla Ice and gangstah passenger K-Fed with their hats cocked sideways and the oh so attractive thug speech going… so i decided to give in… mind you i had the sporttronic so im not that fast with an autotragic manual wannabe…
so light turns green i slam on it… first till 4000 then second till 5 then into 3rd im about 3 or 4 cars on him… i back off… he rolls past and we stop at the next light… rolls down window and says dude do you have nos? or turbo?
sometimes if you hit my gas just right my cold air intake makes my car sound boosted… so anyways i tell him no… i just don’t rev in nuetral and the drop it expecting to launch hard and win…
so thats my lame story… but i won.against gangsters
I swear to god, I would pay like 100 dollars to race one, unspespecting neon. Just to see their faces.
Wait… hahahha, I just remembered. I did race a stock SRT4 once. I pulled on him like… 8 cars, and then when we got next to eachother he goes “wow, do you have a short throw shifter?”
psssssh
My honda has a catback Tsudo exhaust, AEM intake with cone filter, headerS, a Fidanza short shifter and with just thoose mods I am in the elevens…DUHHHH I would smoke your slow and ghey neon
/sarcasm
lol, nice kill…now for some reason i feel like the eclipse should in no way be faster. you have the v6 correct?. i bet they suck at driving and the srt is stock. but nevertheless good kill :tup:
my car is slow… but you will be surprised what it can do… ask justin… i stay with him at 140… and i was gaining ground… although he wasn’t flooring it either
Yeah, those thugs must not have been able to drive, or got their chains wrapped around the shifter, or it was just a Neon, or something. Neon SRT-4’s can run high 13 second 1/4 mile’s stock. 3G Eclipse GT is only a mid to low 15 second car.
