farted into someones phone

so i was waiting to talk to someone in the office (the owner and vp), but they were talking to our marketing guy.

marketing guys phone starts ringing, and instead of putting it on silent he answers it (in a meeting this is really disrespectful). anywho he is still talking with the owner and vp, and the vp asks “is there someone on the phone? we are talking about important shit.”
so instead of telling the person that he will call them back, he says hold on again, and hands me the phone (lol, he knows me, and the dumb shit i do)

so i listen to the phone and can hear the person on the other end breathing, and waiting. so i do what any guy in my position would do… i hold the phone up to my ass and let one rip, and then hand the phone back to the owner.

he got pissed and left the office, and i got in, laughed with the big dogs, and got my business done.

so you blew them?

brave, and well done.

lol, funny story…

wouldnt expect anything less from you… :slight_smile:

I’d be pissed if you farted on my phone and then handed it back to me too… especially if it was a clinger…

niiiice … get in good with the BIG DOGS by pissing off someone who pissed THEM off

lol nice

that good sir, takes some balls!!!

This marketing guys name didn’t begin with a P and end with an agio

was it? lol

you are such an ass.

Good work. Who the hell answers their phone in a meeting? Tool…

yea, it was biagio :slight_smile:

jan, be happy you werent on the other end

I’m very happy I wasn’t.
thank you for making me feel that way.

Is this a common thing in the big city?? I wish I was more prone to flatulence and then I could get a job with you guys.

hahaha thats fantastic, and took some balls

although if it was expected of you, not so much so ( and you knew you were already in with them anyways )

still :tup: tho

you rock :wink:

Who the hell answers their phone in the middle of a conversation? About 99% of people, in my experience. One of the many reasons I hate cell phones.

hahah thats awesome, nice one

:lol: nice one