shouldve shoved it down ur pants and wiped ur ass with it too… or maybe thats just goin too far
good one:lol:
Nice, nothing better than having to fart at a convenient time! :tup:
X…
i think i’ve got a better one…somehow we managed to get a phone number at my work, (i work collections at NCO) and the number leads right to the intercom above the elevator in the Detroit Motor City Casino, owned by the same owner as the Detroit Red Wings…forgot his name…but anyway, we play around with it all the time…
for instance…phone rings, you hear a few beeps, then you are in…and hear all going on in the elevator…so we mess with the people:
“mam, please step AWAY from the buttons!”
"attention casino elevator riders, there is an electrical short in the door to the third floor…to get to this floor, you must take the elevator to the 4th floor, then take the stairs down to the 3rd’
“sir, please stop staring at her there…”
and obviously we have farted in the phone, among other things…it’s a good time, helps time go by
Post the number or BAN.
No really, share… 
what the hell do you think this is, UBRF?
NUMBER, OR BAN
NUMBER OR BAN
lol banning me would totally un-do the “we don’t ban” mentality used in creating this place…
besides, it’s not like i just keep this number in my back pocket or saved on my phone all the time, it’s at my desk somewhere in the piles of paper at work…
you sound like your threatening me?
This place is run well IMO, we don’t like to ban people, but if you’re stupid tho, you might be one of the lucky ones!
And there was no “we don’t ban” mentality.
It was more of a “I hate huk” mentality.
lol ok, but how am i threatening you? how am i at all criticizing how the place is run? and how am i being stupid (more than usual i mean…)?
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I’m not say you are acting stupid, I’m not saying that you aren’t acting stupid, but I’m saying that if you are being stupid at a particular time you can be banned.
okay, this shit at the end…!? how’d that turn into an argument?
and the thread in general - wouldn’t the marketing guy be the one that was pissed? am i the only one who read this like 10 times and still don’t get it??
just stop posting… you lose.
It’s like you are threatening me that if you were to get banned, this place would lose it’s integrity, because we “don’t ban people.” I took it as “ha ha, you can’t ban me otherwise you would screw your reputation up.”
I don’t see how I could have taken it any other way.
Back on topic, I farted.
I used to do that stuff when I found the numbers to the UB elevators. I would just listen…then interupt their converstation by leading right into it.
“This is elavator service and repair with MCC technologies…could you please press all the buttons to the elevator and let me know if any lights are out. I will clear them all for you once you can verify”