They moved a bunch of people around our office, and I got a new “cube-mate” Basically our cubes are setup in an open quad, where 4 of us sit at each corner, but they are large, like 15 feet apart.
anyway, this guy moved in yesterday, and launched a bunch of mega farts, where the guys 20 feet away are IM’ing me with ROFL’S!!!
Today I have been keeping track: as of 8:30am he dropped 5 bombs. So far they didn’t pack a punch, and are just cosmetic. The reverberations off the office chair acts like a megaphone. These are some major, deep-winded farts. So far nothing sounded like trouble, but the law of averages has to catch up to this guy at some point!
Here is the pickle… I cant say anything, because he is, well, handicapped. As in slightly disabled, and I think he might not have control over his ass or something. I don’t want to be a dick, and say anything…. so all I do is just sit here and :ninja
It is hard to catch on a recording device. I wish I coudl just run it and record all day… lol I cant hit youtube here though i will watch that link 2night
i dont have ms communicator, but if i can DL it and toss it on this machine i will be
15th isnt too too bad, deputy comissioner is like 15 feet from me
