So yesterday the gf and I went to the movies. We settle into our seats and get ready to watch the movie. A minute or two later this very large man, easily pushing 400+lbs, comes huffing in and sits down in the handicapped seats. He brought in with him a extra large tub of popcorn, three boxes of candy, and a extra large soda. He proceeded to set up camp. Now this is an older theater and only has 2 handicapped accessible seats, and tons of fun is now occupying both of them. Both of the seats happen to be two rows in front of where I am sitting.
Fast forward about 5 minutes and guy in a wheel chair (he had no legs) and his SO come into the theater, they look around, and head towards the handicapped seats where lard ass is sitting. They politely ask him if he could move so they could use those seats. Then fatty says, “No, I’m handicapped too so I can use these seats!”
The guy in the wheel chair explained that because of the steps in the theater he can’t sit anywhere else and again asked very politely if he could please change seats.
This must have upset fatty, maybe because he had to stop shoving popcorn into his mouth, because he responded in a very loud voice, “I paid for this movie and I can sit where ever the fuck I want, now leave me alone.”
The guy in the wheel chair rolled out of the theater and returned a few minutes later with the manager. The manager explained the situation to lard ass and asked him to please move.
Again, Jabba explained that he paid and can sit where ever he wants, only he was now almost yelling and using profanities that would make a trucker blush.
The manager, then with a straight face said to the fat dude, “If you do not move from these seats then you are going to have to pay for another ticket because you are taking up both of these seats.”
This pissed Stay Puff off and he started to yell about being fat and blah blah blah. But the manager didn’t budge. Finally when faced with having to use some of his money for the other seat instead of refill of the popcorn he decided to move. But not without making the biggest scene and showing how hard it was for him to go up two steps.
So now the movie starts. About 20 minutes in fatty needs more food. So he gets up swearing and huffing and heads out of the theater. When he comes back he is carrying another extra large tub of popcorn and another soda. He proceeds to fake stumble and pretty much throws the soda into the no-legged guys wheelchair. Then he had the nerve to say, “Opps, if you hadn’t been sitting there that wouldn’t have happened.”
The gf or wife of the guy with no legs walks out of the theater. A few minutes later the movie stops, the lights come on and the manager and secuirty guard come in and escort the fat dude out of the theater the whole time he is screaming stuff about a lawsuit and that he is being discriminated agaisn’t because he is fat and blah blah blah…everyone was clapping. The manager apoligized to everyone and gave everyone in the theater a free movie pass for the inconvience!
C/N for the ADD challenged: Fat dude made a scene about being asked to move from handicapped seats by a guy with no legs. Fat dude then gets kicked out of the movie for dumping a soda on the guys wheelchair. I get a free movie pass!
Note: This is a copy and paste from another forum I’m on. It entertained me.
