Finish this joke:

Come up with a punchline for this joke please. It’s a work in progress.

So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:

“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”

the asian guy says:

“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”

after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…

finish it with a funny punchline and ill give you a reward. i think it has a lot of potential.

CHINO AND ROB ARE GAY

you have reached a new low.

WOW.

I am going to have to post our entire MSN conversation now you suck so bad.

do it… He asked for this.

and the black guy says…I am Rick James BITCH…slap I get any pussy I want to and its always gooooooooooooooooooooooood.

[quote=“sureshot!”"]

So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:

“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”

the asian guy says:

“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”

after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…

So the black guy replied with “Do you two always tell each other what you’re giving each other ahead of time?”

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:uhh:

Rx3 roundhouses everyone with his cock & closes the thread

0/5

[quote=“sureshot!”"]

So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:

“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”

the asian guy says:

“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”

after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…

So the black guy says “I’m giving my wife a night with BikerFry so she can finally be satisfied.”

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:pimp:

now -2/5

http://byerly.org/posters/failure.jpg

:frowning: i was gonna tell this joke at your reception too.

adam…you suck

Pavel Bure could have made a better thread

^:rofl:

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:frowning: i was gonna tell this joke at your reception too.

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:rofl:

wtf i love pavel bure

[quote=“sureshot!”"]

So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:

“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”

the asian guy says:

“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”

after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…

So the black guy says:
"Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said “Fresh”, and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘yo homes smell ya later’
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air"

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:gotme:

the internet does not have enough failure images for this thread

http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/signs/failure.jpg

thanks for trying fry… ill think of something, i need some beer to stimulate the creative side of my brain.

Oh at this point I’m just trying to think of the lamest possible endings. I think I’ve climaxed, so to speak.

[quote=“sureshot!”"]

Come up with a punchline for this joke please. It’s a work in progress.

So a black guy an asian guy and an irish guy are sitting in a restuarant the night before valentines day. The Irish guy says:

“i got my wife a dildo because she is always complaining about the irish curse and claims she can never feel my prick. at least now she will be satisfied.”

the asian guy says:

“Yea I got my girlfriend a dildo too. She says the stereotype is true and I can just never please her.”

after a moment of silence, chino and zong look at the black guy waiting for him to chime in…

out of nowhere both the irish guy and the asian guys wives pop up from under the table

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Im helping the mess you’ve started solo dim sum boy