Fly problem in the house = WTFFFFFFFFFFF

The windows in my attic are pretty old, and don’t open properly.

I noticed a couple of them were not sealed completely, and were letting in wasps.

I used a little bit of sealant around the windows, and had a bunch of dead flies and wasps in there, but no new ones.

Sounds like just the kind of stuff I want to have all over inside my house…

I had a chuck norris fly the other day.

He would only fly around when the fan was on high, making it harder to catch him, probabaly because he had the speed advantage.

Anyways I knocked this fly out o the air like 5 times and it didnt phase said fly.
Then I grabbed it out of the air, but didnt feel it in my hand, so i opened my hand and it took off!! at this point i was like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I closed the door, there was no letting him escape, and I swiped at this fly that seemed to NEVER land for another 5 minutes before catching him in my hand again.

I poured rubbing alcohol on that bitch, fuck flys.

Bug bombs work, but you have to eliminate the cause’s.
How is your cleanliness? take a gander at how clean is your house sometime, kim and aggy will teach you a thing or 3 about getting rid of everything.

Well, afterwards you have to clean the house from top to bottom… I bombed it in the morning, then spent 2 hours away, then myself, my GF at the time, and my father attacked the house and cleaned the whole thing in a few hours time. Vacuum, mop, laundry, and dishes/cabinets.

+1 hate flies.

There was a HUGE(the ones that fly kinda slow but are the size of a marble) one in my kitchen that kept buzzing by my head, taunting me. Grab a hand towel and started swattin’. I eventually start swearing at this lil fucker until he finally made a wrong turn and caught the end of my towel. Picked him up, put him in the toilet, took a shit and flushed that sucker down.

yea I don’t mess around with flies.