For all the cop rants

I’ve had cops be complete assholes and then turn around after I’m super charming and nice, and realize I’m not doing whatever they thought I was or something.

Example:
I had just pulled into my friends driveway, and a police officer followed me, I parked, shut the car off, and got out when he turned the lights on.

Officer: GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE CAR!
Me: Whoa ok. [put my hands up and got back in car]

Officer: where are you going in a rush!? do you live here!? where are you coming from?! what are you doing?!
Me: no where. i was going here to my friends house. i’m coming from work. [was going like 32 in a 30, and didn’t slow down going over tracks]

officer: license and registration and insurance!!
me: here, i’m honestly not sure where my insurance card is though.

officer: so who lives here?
me: [says names]

officer: so you don’t live here?
me: no sir. i live in blasdell. [we’re in angola]

officer: do me a favor and hit your brakes [looks at lights] ok now right turn singal, ok now left. ok put your tail lights on. ok yeah you def. have something screwed up going on here.
me: [explains why]

officer: ooooh alright, get that fixed. whens the last time you got a ticket?
me: uh… like 3 weeks ago?
officer: is it outstanding? have you ever had your license suspended?
me: uh well it’s outstanding right now, i missed court so i’m not sure about anything.

officer: ok stay here.
[comes back]

officer: ok have a nice night, get that lighting issue fixed!
me: thank you! have a WONDERFUL night too.