In the case of Darkstar v. Fagb00bz, I think it has been established that, in the interest of the general community, certain 31337 members can, without detrimental harm to the general Pittspeed populous, operate outside of the boundaries of the TOS, as it pertains to the whoration of subforums, unprovoked personal attacks, and all actions designed and delegated to the defagification of Pittspeed.com.
On the heels of this landmark decision, it is hereby formally requested that on Dar K. Star, a Pittspeed member whose distinction and good standing has served well innumerable members of said online community, be allowed to operate with impunity when handling noobs, faggot noobs, gigantic douche canoe noobs, pussies, retards, pathological liars, wanna-bees, ricers, car club members, and Fshowcars.
This action will benefit this community greatly, and we request that this matter be approved with much haste.
Sincerely,
Dewey, Cheetum & Howe
Legal Representation
Dar K. Star, Inc.
+1 lol