thats odd, due to when i posted i thought of the same thing myself. I could see the video now:
Narration: “When keeping it real… goes Wrong”
Whitey: Man screw that I drive my car everywhere, and do anything I want!
(cut to whitey trying to drift)
(smacks a wall)
Narration: “Whitey kept it a little too real, along with most 240sx owners Whitey thought he could drift, and thought it was easy… He found out the Hard way… After smacking the wall a police officer came and had to do a oral cavity search. Which resulted in nothing but embarrassment, when the officer proceeded to pull out his collection of anal beads…”
Narration: “When keeping it real… goes Wrong”