Funniest sex story?

dont joke! :lol this one girl i had was nuts, she’d try to get me to nut in her when she wasnt on birth control, was some fucked up shit. I finally gave her the boot after she handcuffed both my hands to the bed and was riding me and wouldnt get off as i was about to nut, i almost punched her in the face. dumb cunt :Idiots