Funniest sex story?

mines on the i.u.d or some shit like that .plugs the cervix hole so no swimmers can get in

don’t worry guys… soon they are releasing a MALE birth control PILL… Then you will know how EASY it is to forget… or how it lessens the effectiveness CONSIDERABLY when taken with antibiotics…

Then you may complain.

Until the day you take the responsibility of preventing pregnancy 100% or shall we say 99.99%, you can hold your tongue :tongue :hug

shut up bitch .go take your pill and no more pics lololol

i’d take a male pill. i also wouldn’t forget.

also, tracey says she doesn’t forget either.

I have found that if you punch yourself square in the balls right before sex you can not get a girl pregnant.

That or I am sterile

spoken like tru pickle sniffer

http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/image.php?u=89899&dateline=1248448335

i wouldnt even DARE try that man. not with my luck

vot ,i doubt ya even know what sex really is

hey john… can i leave more stains on ur couch?

Well he has/had a hot girlfriend. I saw her over the summer.

did you say hi?

I think so.

cool story bro.:thumbup

dont joke! :lol this one girl i had was nuts, she’d try to get me to nut in her when she wasnt on birth control, was some fucked up shit. I finally gave her the boot after she handcuffed both my hands to the bed and was riding me and wouldnt get off as i was about to nut, i almost punched her in the face. dumb cunt :Idiots

Did it for about 5-6 months… wasnt really aware she wasnt on birth control…

but yeah dident get preggers at all…

then when she acctualy was on B/C she gets preggers…

I’d take the male pill when they come out with it.

Oddly enough you had a child 3 months later