Funniest thing you have done at a party....

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@Xander

It’s kinda sad when half the stories involve helpless passed out victims. Pick on someone that’s awake.

I allways wind up doing stupid shit to myself on Accident. A few months back my friends were driving me home, and as they crossed the Rail Road Crossing I decided to pick my nose really quick. Next thing you know I am touching my brain, and there is blood everywhere, that’s the kind of shit that happens to me. Later on that night I fell down the stairs too, and the next moring fell into a cooler at Wilson farms reaching for some Re-hydrating Gatoraid. :banghead:

X…

Ok. I’m good at hurting myself when drunk too.

I was at the DSM Shootout in Norwalk this past August. (You might remember Skrapper’s slip and slide sig that he had.) So we are all stupid drunk. We go swimming. I decide to do a summersault under the water. Pools four feet deep. I’m drunk so make it three. I smash my head on the bottom and misplace a chunk of scalp. I didn’t even remember doing it or realized I did do it until my GF is like “What the Hell did you do to your head?!?!”

I have also tipped over backwards on a plastic chair into a ditch that we pissed in during the whole week while camping. I learned not to rock on plastic chairs while drunk that night!!