Funny IM from my ex g/f

based on that pic, true statement. I’ll vouch for that.
And yeah, cheating downward is unamerican. You cheat up or not at all.

I wouldn’t be a real man if this thought had not already crossed my mind.

:highfive:

Ugh, most women are SO BAD at dirty talk.

I guess if I knew what “wrong box” meant I would find this funny.

lol

(wrong instant messaging window, wrong recipient)

i think she looked that up on google, i swear i got the same message before
not from her obviously lol

but yeah it was definately on purpose, were you talking to her before that, or did she just randomly IM you

Ohs nos!! I member them days.

Muahahah doing that once is enough though. Dealing with one chick is hard enough, yet alone 2.

LOOL

lol

the only thing besides newds that can make this thread better is if you send her the to link to this… lol.

this thread sucks

+1 on the on purpose argument.

LOL

That’s awesome. Definitely on purpose too, “if” that was for her current BF then you guys must have very close SN. SLUT.

Pics of said upgraded GF?

Nice. Respond back with “would you like fries with that?”

:clap:

(12:29:38 AM) Paulo: Do I look lke a jungle jim to you?
(12:29:43 AM) Paulo: And what is up with the heavy breathing? Are you having an asthma attack?
(12:29:58 AM) Paulo: “it?” After two kids you still can’t say penis? I don’t have kids and I can say vagina! Vagina, vagina, vagina! See, not that difficult. I don’t want “it” anywhere near your mouth, because you were just licking my chest and I don’t remember the last time I washed there.

lol

yeah she was definitly fucking with your head just like every other girl out there