What do mean get directions from them…? I thought that was impossible lmao
i had a gf who believed chocolate milk came from brown cows until she was 17… 1242
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i wouldnt even know where to begin.
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One particular subject comes to mind but I know that one has been dipped in the nyspeed ink by more than just me…
So, who is going to show this thread to breaker77’s girlfriend then get her to make a screen name to dump him for being an asshole via message board?
x 1 hundred million thousand billion zillion
like wtf?
my girls so book smart… but when it comes to common sense… I picard it up all the time with her…
Agree to agree.
I once dated a girl for a few weeks who then told me she had a kid. So I told her I wasn’t ready to be a father figure and it was over. Then she told me when she was 13 she stabbed her sister in the eye with a kitchen knife and went to a mental institute for 3 years… as if it was going to make me change my mind, lol.
I once dated a girl who while driving around with me pointed to a limo and said “that’s the limo I had on my wedding! … uhhhhh… oooopps!” :ham:
^ bashahahahahahahahahaha thats just priceless
an old roomate knew a girl that thought the snowflake button on her dash was “snow mode” and didn’t think her car had air conditioning.
I was on the way to NYC with my ex and we took her car because it got way better gas mileage than mine. She started the first leg of the trip and was driving for a few hours. At one point I noticed that she kept changing speed so I asked why she didn’t just set her cruise control. She was frustrated at the fact that her car didn’t have cruise control and continued to explain how she checked more than once because a friend with the same car had it.
Once we got to NJ we stopped for gas/food and decided to switch driving responsibilities. I pulled on the highway and through force of habit wanted to set the cruise control. I look at the steering column and what did I find? You got it, the factory installed cruise control lever. I did a quick picard, set the cruise and told her to look at my feet and watch how fast we’re going. This was too subtle so I literally had to say, “I’M USING YOUR CRUISE CONTROL RIGHT NOW.”
Her - “Oh my god what?!?!”
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My wife’s sister called me one time asking how to get her car to switch to the “reserve tank”, after she ran it out of gas on the “main” tank. She thought all cars had a “reserve” setting like motorcycles. She also thought she could drive about 50 more miles after the low fuel light came on. Nope, was more like two or three.
Ok, my story. My wife decided to make a recipe for Goulash requiring one clove of garlic, minced (chopped, whatever) and added to the recipe. I came home that evening and as soon as I opened the door, I got hit like a punch in the face, with what I can only describe as Garlic Mace. Turns out she thought a “clove” of garlic was the whole piece (bulb) you buy at the grocery store! It was so bad in the house I could hardly breathe and had to open all the windows. All the vampires fled the neighborhood and we had to order out.
Come home from work.
WIFE: How was your day honey? What did you do today?
ME: Roofing
WIFE: You worked outside today?
ME: No, we shingled a lady’s kitchen and dining room.
That sounds delicious. The garlic thing, not the roofing thing.
Is this when you met up with me?
Yea. lol. Don’t go exposing her, though.
GOT ONE.
Ex used to love this green shirt. It was tshirt-like, but a little bit more exposed chest and back area. Anyway, it had this big ass bleach stain on it, well one day she calls me and says :I washed the bleach stain out of my shirt!"… I told her that probably wasn’t possible, but thought that maybe it wasn’t a bleach stain. ABout 3 hours later she called me to inform me that the bleach stain was still there…
she had the shirt on backwards.
This post and this whole thread made my day! hahaha