My last ex gf (a few months ago) was so dumb she only got like 1050 on the P.S.A.T.'s a few months ago.
Isn’t it out of like 2000 now or something of that nature?
One time this girl I know was telling me that she was going to be dressing up as a PHEASANT for Halloween. When I asked her what her bird costume was gonna look like, she looked at me like my teeth were green and said she was going to dress “like a poor person from a couple hundred years ago.” She meant PEASANT!
Oh god, I could get banned for some of the stories I have lol.
ok i got another one, this happened during this last hockey playoff game.
so backstory, my gf is half french, and she grew up in the french part off ottawa. bla bla bla
long story short, she thought that the vancouver canucks mean the vancouver ducks in french.
COME ON!
Don’t worry dude, I got the joke.
Lol me too. Not gonna lie though I had to think back to what feels like a past life. Jesus isn’t that taken at like 16?
2400 iirc
PSAT was out of 160 when I took it. SAT was out of 1600. Now the SAT is 2400, I have no idea about the PSAT. Sorry to get all lame by spelling it out.
Ah gotcha, I didn’t get the age joke because I don’t know how old most of you guys are so I don’t think anything of that
i was waiting for someone to point it out, i didn’t feel like being that guy to do it though lol
LOL I’m not actually old I just feel like the PSAT was forever ago.
You’re welcome. haha Alright who has some more dumb ass girl stories?
Don’t worry guys, they get way smarter when you marry them.
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You ever have a girl jerk your steering wheel while you were driving? I had it happen twice! First time was right out of HS was taking the ex home and all out of no ware she jerks the wheel, thinking it was funny. If I didn’t react in time we probably would have went into the curb.
Another time, It was raining out and I was starting to make a right turn. This dumb blond bitch jerks my wheel and I had to hit the breaks and almost slid into the car waiting at the light. I blew up in her face about it and because off my reaction to her stupidity she got really pissed of and we don’t talk anymore. ahhaha I’m better of and so are my cars. 
I’ve said it before…if you’re without a Y chromosome… you’re probably fit for a straight jacket… I’ve dated some fucking PSYCHOS in the past… maybe i’ll post up a story later
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I was dating a girl when I was 18 who honestly believed the world was flat. I’m not even kidding one bit, it came up in a topic of conversation where how she said it, she actually believed it.
I broke up with her and kicked her out of my house…and had to threaten to call the police when she wouldn’t leave.
Keep telling these stories guys. Every one makes me love my wife more. I don’t know where you find some of these vegetables…
+1
this.
My girlfriend made a reference to Schrodinger’s cat today. keeper.
Hot points in my book.
I knew someone who thought that Dolphin Safe on the can of Tuna meant that Tuna was not named after the fish that it actually is but was in fact Dolphin.