One of the ex’s best friends was convinced that Maryland was right underneath California and bordered Mexico. Definitely made for some lulz.
It is, I was just there. Made the drive in ~8hrs. :lol:
yammers, you can’t post something like that up and not get some more details!
That sounds like something I’d say…but as a joke.
lol She couldnt get a fucking job because of quiting them all, being sick all the time, no highschool or GED diploma. So she “apparently went one night” to the strip club and was offered a job as a shot girl. I said no for a good length of time. Finally I was fed up with paying for every single thing you could think of and also being asked to pay for rent by her family…(right there I should have thrown the towel in and said peace)
Well after some time I gave in and said fine, but you do anything at all besides give a shot to a guy we are done. Well one day after work, I decided to go there and not let her know I was. Well walk in the door, show my I.D. Dude at the door asks me for $6 cover… I look up to see her on stage in nothing but a g-string. WTF. She saw me and ran off stage bawling her eyes out. A big Fuck you to my face if you ask me. Looked at the guy and said… “nah I’m good, I saw what I needed to… I’m out”
Fucking scumbag, white trash, low life, piece of shit… fucking disrespect me like that and ask me to keep it a secret. Dont fucking strip if you dont want it known. One big fucking skank. Hell thats only the beginning of shit I put up with. I’ll keep the rest, I could make a thread pages long if I really wanted to.
Edit: After dating her for 3 years, she got a new bf not even 2 weeks later to a douchebag she said she would never hook up with, was ugly and all… Yeah, hes now paying for everything. hahaha have fun buddy. They both got in my face, I told him, “Hope you enjoy kissing the last 3 years of my dick”
Hope someone can get a picture of her and post it on “People of Cruise Nights” I know she goes. Best part is when I got a text the other day from a friend saying “Ashley really let her self go” I asked how so and was told shes getting fatter. WINNING!!! hahaha
Full of win! hahaha
post moooooarrrrrr!
Ur still so mad, bro.
So People of Cruise Night is just a way for yambag to get back at his ex-girlfriend? hahaha
This thread is getting even better…
Not mad, just think its pathetic and still wonder how people can be so low. I’m over it and having fun now and not having to deal with anyone bitching at me for things I’m doing. Hell, snowboarding this year will be so much damn better and I’ll definitely be going more often.
Not at all, but she would work on that thread. I was just thinking of “people of walmart” lol
I went to cruise nights once this year and it was like the first week. Have yet to care to go back because of trash and shitty cars.
haha holy shit
It’s obvious you’re still hung up over it.
Tacoboy, are you dating his ex?
lol If so I feel bad for him. He will be broke in no time. And if it is him, then the IQ of the two together is substancially low. lol JUAT x 2 is all I can say.
And tacoboy, you have no idea how I feel. I am happier now than I have in the past 3 years. Not bullshitting. It was the best thing to happen to me.
I just saw the thread and put my situation in. that is all.
honestly though, your ex gf makes me realise that even though mine isnt the sharpest knife in the drawer, at least she isnt a ho bag haha
Happy to give you a positive thought!
Bump. This thread was wildly entertaining for awhile. Any more?
My ex used to spell pencil “penicel.” No joke. But that’s all I have right now. 
Mine spelled “just” “juat” in a text message posted on here. lol hence why you see it all over this forum now.
today mine just went for an interview and got a job. awesome
didnt talk about money at all… fuck
Now I know why she makes you look like a spelling bee champ. 