God loves me!

So I’m sitting in one of my classes, and I’m there early studying for my organic chem test. Random dude (Hatian maybe) walks in and goes “do you mind if I study here?” and I’m like whatever man just don’t distract me.

So he sits down RIGHT next to me, and I’m like ok whatever, ignore it, and keep reading.

then he starts talking to me

“what are you studying?”
“… chemistry…”
“Are you a tutor???”
(fuck you man just cuz I’m asian w/ glasses!)
“umm…no I’m not actually”
“Would you want to tutor me?”
(in my head: not really. but whatever, get paid to review basic chem 101 doesn’t sound too bad so I agree)

fast forward a few days later, I catch this wicked cold/flu so I text the guy “I’m real sick, don’t think I can make it today”

he texts back “ok feel better. God loves you”:meh:

i shoudda texted him back “ALLAH AKBAR!!!”

Derka Derka? Muhammad jihad…

you sure he wasn’t gay lol!!!

lol wouldn’t surprise me now that I think about it

as long as he didn’t poz your neg hole you’re fine.

you met jeg?

lol

hahahah:roflpicard:

Adults should not have imaginary friends.

well if you wanna get out of the tutoring, now you have an out. “i cant tutor you anymore, i worship the devil” lol wonder what kind of response you would get back.

He had proximity AIDS.

Why do you think you’re sick?