HotRodKid gives a friend dating advice

im fucked up … lol

Nissan240sxPOS: hi
Her: well long time no see
Her: whats up
Nissan240sxPOS: not much
Nissan240sxPOS: how u been ?
Her: eh ok i guess u
Nissan240sxPOS: just ok ?
Her: yeah i hate men again
Her: lol
Nissan240sxPOS: join the club, its called “being female”
Nissan240sxPOS: meet anyone new lately ?
Her: yeah i met one guy over the weekend
Nissan240sxPOS: how was it ?
Her: i thought went okay, we talked that nite when i got home but now i havent heard from him in like 3 days…
Her: im done calling him though, if he doesnt call me by sunday hes SOL
Nissan240sxPOS: how many times have you called him ?
Her: um once yesterday and once today but i didnt leave a message
Her: he could just be busy
Her: i duno whats it sound like to you?
Nissan240sxPOS: im the kind that almost always answers the phone … even if its just to say im busy and cant talk
Her: yeah
Her: its like he couldnt tell me he’d call me later this week because hes busy?
Her: or hes just not interested?
Nissan240sxPOS: all i know is that i would be interested, and id have called you back by now
Her: yeah its just weird
Her: because he kept asking me if I had a good time…and if i liked him
Her: i duno im just confused i guess
Her: i hate leaving things like that
Nissan240sxPOS: maybe he was just hopin you would say “fuck me now” and when you didnt say that, he gave up ?
Her: i said i wanted to take it slow and he said okay
Her: maybe that is it though
Nissan240sxPOS: ooh … hmm …
Nissan240sxPOS: some guys take that sentance the wrong way
Her: like what do u mean
Nissan240sxPOS: sometimes it sounds like “dont expect to touch me for like 6 months”
Her: lol
Her: thats not what i meant
Nissan240sxPOS: i ignore the statement and try to touch her within 24 ghours :stuck_out_tongue:
Her: well i mean i didnt stay 10 feet away from him
Nissan240sxPOS: how did the date end ? handshake ? hug ?
Her: like a 11 minute good bye with small kisses and hugs
Nissan240sxPOS: =-O
Her: whats that face for!
Nissan240sxPOS: wtf, and he cant call you back
Her: LOL
Her: i know really right
Nissan240sxPOS: omg, i know what the problem is !
Her: he prolly found someone hotter and easier
Her: what is it?
Nissan240sxPOS: HES GAY !!!
Her: why would he bother to try and get with me if hes gay
Nissan240sxPOS: cause he hasnt had the penis yet, and hasnt yet admittd to himself that
cock is > pussy
Her: lol
Nissan240sxPOS: call him and tell him you need to go purse shopping
Her: what ?
Nissan240sxPOS: $10 says he calls you RIGHT BACK
Her: why would he call me right back>?
Nissan240sxPOS: cause gay guys love to go purse shopping
Nissan240sxPOS: or shoe shopping for that matter
Her: lol that made me laugh pretty hard

so does she owe you $10? lol

lol , donno yet

that’s hilarious man

if that’s leah tell her i said :hitit:

Haha, I’ll lolling all over the place at work. :rofl:

nope, not leah, leah is busy doing porn

pics of leah!

haha … just ask ghettostyle where she rates on a 1-10 … lol

hahaha nice advice, i wouldve given the same, then ask her if she wants to grab some coffee and then promtly molest her. lol. btw nick you can take the (possibly) off of your sig for turbo pipe fab. we have a manifold and charge piping to fab my friend.

dont worry, part of the converstaion before that was that she had told the guy

i want to take it slow
and i responded with

yea, i usualy ignore that sentance from chicks and try to fondle her within 24 hours

of topic : intake or exhaust mani ?

OT reply: both

she’s like a 37 out of 10

anyone who can talk about the priest shitting in the nun’s mouth over denny’s is greater than star

final verdict is in:

hes not realy a cook, hs a dish washer
he wasnt realy single, he has a long time gf
he said he was sick as his excuse for not callin her back … hes perfectly healthy

and chances are … hes also gay … but i dont win any money for it

i’m a 37? hot!!!

^ pics or ban.

nice boobs princess

The man speaks the truth. :tup:

shit

um… what’s up

:lol: tap that shit :wink:

haha, blame nick. you’re secrets aren’t safe anymore