got any good sex stories?

there isnt a single part of that story that is fiction

i was at the bar 2 weeks ago and a friend of mine named chad came up and asked if i had sex with that girl. he said her last name and i was just like “who??” then he said “something about you tearing your penis?” i laughed so hard cause i havent really told anyone except for a few close friends(noone on here really knows me and im not using the girls name so this isnt exactly the same thing), i guess she is still telling people about it