got any good sex stories?

this is the best story ever! pics of P.A. before WW3?
(hey, chicks can leg hump too) LOL

i have a booty call coming up at 2…stories and pics/vids to follow!

hahahaha?

ouch :WTF:

hmm i have after pics(like directly after), this actually happened last year and its all healed and as good as new… so, any pics i take now would be the same as a before shot

when i saw this thread i just cut and pasted from the original place i posted it

are you a girl?
either way i can send you a pic if you want

I totally didn’t believe you until I saw the picture, ouch.

:rofl:

:hsugh:

Epic.

there isnt a single part of that story that is fiction

i was at the bar 2 weeks ago and a friend of mine named chad came up and asked if i had sex with that girl. he said her last name and i was just like “who??” then he said “something about you tearing your penis?” i laughed so hard cause i havent really told anyone except for a few close friends(noone on here really knows me and im not using the girls name so this isnt exactly the same thing), i guess she is still telling people about it

Damn thats some shit.

note to self never get cock ring

hahahahah

God damn…

Pics for proof almost made me lose it… Good story.

thats what you get for letting someone stick a needle through your cock.

best story ever! lol. i can relate to it, just i didnt get my junk torn out.