http://binghamton.craigslist.org/zip/1668597844.html
i have a pair of free inlaws to go to a home… ANY home… i will not be checking references… and will not want updates, you may, once they are in your care, abuse them, you may starve them… you can even sell them for their meat.(not that you would get much). personally i don’t care.
the only stipulation is you must take both and you may never ever ever return them to me… or within 50 miles of my home.both are unvaccinated and unaltered… probably have fleas and ticks… could use a few(thousand) baths
the older one is opinionated and stubborn with an affinity for trying to induce guilt trips, will work for almond joys and hazelnut coffee but will insist you are trying to make him fat after begging for the treats. he is however house trained which is a plus, will track insane amounts of mud and grease on the floor and will knock down ceiling panels and leave the mess can complain for hours … will only call when something is needed and will give help ONLY when convenient… and will often pass off disliked duties to anyone who happens to be around. naps frequently… will shed on the sofa!
the younger one is brainless and mouthy and just plain lazy, will complain often will refuse to help with anything that takes more than 3 minutes(or thinking),will sell a car to pay the gas bill,refuses to bathe, refuses to accept responsibility for own actions, will whine incessantly when life is not always handed to him. will leave stains where ever he sits, on the plus will be happy to live in squalor and will not run up the water/laundry bills, very unsure if this one is house trained… will probably require a muzzle … best if kept outside at all times. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR BREEDING PURPOSES
both come as is, have no papers and will fight with one another frequently if left alone(castration may or may not fix this). they have perfected the trick of complaining in unison will happily eat pizza flavored cardboard, fast food scraps and tv dinners for eternity
they will require no mental stimulation and no exercise, if you can deal with the noise and the smell they are the perfect low maintenance pets! they are however untrainable and set in their own ways, while most would simply just euthanize them now… id rather just send them far away (less legal ramifications that way… and no unsightly murder charges mucking up my rap sheet)they are entirely free
they must go together and must go SOON!do what you want with them
i will deliver only if supplied with sufficient tranquilizers and cleaning supplies
- Location: anywhere!