[13:19] dumbass: my microwave just went crazy, and an egg blew up in my face
[13:19] dumbass: now my eye is all burnt
[13:19] dumbass: it was so scary.
[13:20] dumbass: and now there is egg everywhere
[13:20] dumbass: :’( I really can believe how scary that was
[13:21] dumbass: ehhh I hate burns, its the most uncomfortable.
[13:21] dumbass: this is why I dont cook,
[13:21] dumbass: I CANT
[13:23] dumbass: I was busy getting egg faced
[13:24] dumbass: I should have sent you disaster pics.
[13:24] dumbass: egg is literally everywhere.
I was busy getting egg faced…HAA HAAA HAAA…
Wonder if she likes cum faced
way to microwave the egg still in its shell.
haha
replace egg with cum
the story reads much better
hahaha.
you’re mom?
this is some 21y/o broad.
LOL…it really does make it that much better
that really sounds like skunk is talking there
i can picture him wording a story like that
I don’t know why but this girl just seems like the swallowing type.
is she a hottie to make up for it? noodz?
is this “daddies lil angel”?
Simultaneous posts #9 and #10 were a fantastic sequence.
doh.
die
Someday Christian…Someday
:lol: 
hahah. not her.
lol