I don’t know how you guys seriously put up with this shit. After high school I couldn’t even pretend to put up with dumb hot broads long enough to finish my beer. I had my fill, they are all the same.
I love the fact that my girlfriend gets pissed when we haven’t:
Shot guns lately
Went offroading
Went quading
Had sex in 24 hours
etc.
I remember when I did that to an egg I think I was 8 or 9.