First is the basic Grudge. So you say your woman isnt putting out like she used to. It happens to the best of us. Not happy with her in any way , shape or form? Time for a good basic Grudge Fuck. This can be accomplished in as many ways as there is days. I used to try a new one at least once a week. keeps the body young I hear. If she has stopped putting out like days of old, the first thing you must do is instigate a fight. No psyical contact should be made at this time as the law provides certain penalties. After the fight, leave the wench at hme and head for the nearest place of ill repute. There is certain to be at least 3 sluts to every man there. Pick out the one you want to take back to her place and make your move. Once safely asconded to her domicile of carnal pleasure, procede with every position youve ever learned or want to learn. The Kamakazi Krunch is highly reccomended as it will get you off in a timely manor so as to get you to sleep in time to get up for work the next day.
Enjoy. This is one of the Grudge Fucks whick should not be paraded around so make sure to provide a fake name and number so the slut cant reach you at home. Tell her you’ll call.
Next on the list is a variation called the Medicinal Grudge Fuck. You may love youre woman, but she just hasnt got the drive for sex as often as you. This doesnt pertain to those who get it more than 3 times a week and still whine. Spoiled babies get what they deserve. This is purely sexual and physical in nature.
You should go to a better class of bar and look for the older woman who is out for the same reasons. Do the nasty, make the beast with two heads, fuck like rabbits. Just keep it to the point where privacy is most important. The older she is, the better. Older women know what they want and get it, unlike a woman in her mid 20s who wants to cuddle, exchange numbers ect. Avoid these immamture females at all costs. A good Medicinal Grudge Fuck can turn into a pissed off Repeat in a hurry if she decides to track you down and your woman finds out. You could also end up in a Kamakazi Grudge Fuck agaisnt your Medicinal Grudge Fuck. This is NOT good.
Thirdly tonight, we will discuss the Angered/Rage/Blind Grudge Fuck. This is where you are so pissed off at your counterpart that you wil lay pipe on anything that has tits and moves. This includes sheep, goats and miniture ponies. The best part about this type of Grudge Fuck is that you are going to let her in on it after the fact. Its important to know certain things about your surroundings such as:
1 Has she bet the lottery and does she stand a chance at winning? If so, Put off the Fuck till you are sure she hasnt and you have nothing to lose monetarily.
2 Does she have the clap/aids/other disease that you may have. If theres a possibility of this, you should wait for proper test results. At this time you have two options.
A. if tests are positive, Grudge Fuck HER in retaliation and make it hurt. Props are incouraged at this point.
B. if tests are negative, Wrap it in laytex and pound it out on her whether she wants to or not, just make sure she signs a waiver for it.(Married men may skip this step as its not illegal to force your wife.)
Last but not least is the Rage Grudge Fuck. This is pure evil incarnate on your part as seen by her. Make the best of it. the best mark for this covert operation is the best friend. Go to her with tales of woe about how bad you were treated. This sets up a future safe twat and possible blow job. It may take a few weeks after the initial contact to hit paydirt, but it must be exercized with the utmost caution. If the friend runs back to the woman and blabs, its all over and the Fuck is moot. Its best to put the friend on the spot by compromising her position. You can make her want you, which is good or make her not be able to tell without losing a friendship. The best way to do this is to descreetly plant one on her when shes drunk and as decreetly tell her that the woman will find out if she says anything, that she intsigated everything. Let things build up till its almost unbearable, the start a fight that she thinks she started, storm out and head to the marks place. After a few hours in the sack, head for home and get romantic with youre woman. If you have done youre homework, its that time of the month and you can guilt her into performing felatio on you. After youve busted a nut for the second time, say “how did your friend xxxxx’s pussy taste?” This is where an escape route is very handy as a scorned woman can dismember a man in less time than it takes a school of pihranas to eat a body in the water.
After the divorce is final, buy a Mustang and start enjoying life.
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