Cliff Notes from memory:
Travis bought STi that was modded by previous retard
STi said F0k this, I don’t want to live.
Travis still drove it to JESTR (not sure exactly where)
STi dynoed 178.36 or some shit
Travis said it’s like 356 or the equiv of the mods because dyno operator said correction factor needed to be applied
A lot of jokes for pages to come.