HAHAH my insurance covers missiles

This is a screen cap from my online insurance quote

http://tards.ca/pics/insurance.jpg

hahah, wicked.

  • Mike

I believe they classify missles as any projecticle (rocks, etc), although if a Tomahawk Cruise hit your car you could easily point at the paper and have no problems

The converstation would go like this:

You: “My car is written off”
Insurance: “Okay lets just go take a look”
*go outside
You: *points at crater
Insurance: *jaw drops
You: *taps at paper agreement fineprint

When did you move to afghanistan?? lol

Bahahahahaha!!! Gold! :ROFL

Missiles, damn i wish i had your coverage…

I also like the flying object one… does that include UFOs? Or just low flying planes?

u have to look at exclusions on your ins contract!!! :smiley: they cover èverything ,missiles etc, but than exclude a whole bunch of things ,excluded: acts of terror and warfare… etc

Not to ruin all the fun but i bet they mean the legal defination of missiles.

Missiles- any object with moving with speed relative to the ground

I doubt they would really cover a missile. But mine says the same thing.

How could they NOT Cover it!? It is a missle … they do move with speed (A shit load of it) relative to the ground… AND it’s pretty clear that it covers it :S

not gonna lie to you tho… if your car got hit by a real missle… id be worried more about what neibouhood you live in…

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LOL

awsome thread. which insurance company is this?

Mine is Meloche Monnex