"Heads up" Cellphones and Telemarketing

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@fairgentleman Z

I miss telemarketers ever since I went strickly cell. I can’t wait to start harrassing them again.

TM: “I’m calling you to…”
me: “Yeah, how the fuck do you get blood out of carpet?”

or

me: “OMG!!!, Hold on my dog is peeing on the floor.”

personally, i prefer…

“OMG!!!, Hold on I’M peeing on the floor!”