HELP no lights at all!

So heres my issue!

I was sitting in my car then boom all the lights went out but headlights remain on , no power to anything on the dash , no interior lights , no signals , no tails and the headlights wont go down!

Ive checked all the fuses I can find and there fine , Checked all the grounds , replaced my battery!

Now randomly the door chime will come on with the clock but it will flash or read 1:00 as soon as you hit the brakes or any signal it goes off!

HELP!

Ive got beer , pizza and my girlfriend has hot friends!

its gotta be a fuse.

mine did the same thing before and it was one of the tail light fuses that blew.

Start tracing wires my friend. I would start with ripping out my cluster and checkin everything up in that area first.

check the tcu box aka the chimer… its on the drivers kick panel(white in colour)

tryed the tcu it’s fine

how did you check the fuses? sounds very suspicious that none are blown

there are a few possible ways to start checking for this stuff…

do your gf’s hot friends put out?

I took out each fuse and tested with a multi meter

Where do I start?

All depends how you’re game is?

Also now when I turn off the car it seems not to be grounding out right away struggles to turn off but I’ve checked all the grounds and they seem to be fine

took apart the dash checked the wires couldn’t find anything any other ideas?

God I hate wiring any advice people!!!