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She will understand if she finds out? I hope he “understands” that when she finds out, if shes any kind of woman, that his dick will probably be out of order for a LONG TIME!

Are you high :shaggy: or 15 years old?

this poor person, ladies and gentlemen, will become old and lonely one day. Sad. truth.

Obviously you have never had a serious relationship in your life time. When you finally do, if you do, you will understand how moronic your post is/was…

dude do the right thing and break up w/ her first, it will be a whole lot less aggrivation in the long run.

Girls get psycho when cheated on. My $0.02

Don’t fuck around with more than one person at a time.

That way, when you get V.D., you know which bitch to smack around.

LOL
I dont necessarily agree w/ this statement, but its damn funny :rofl:

just stick with the Bo-Rics chicks jay

shit, this thread has archives written all over it. tons of 1 liners.

my personal take-- i never cheated on a girl friend. but then again, i dont have to many b/c im picky w/ girls that i call my g/f.

however, girls are stupid, and u can get away w/ this if u dont want her to know. And u girls on here, dont give me this “ill find out” bullshit.

personally, i dont recomend cheating on ur girl. but if ur single, whore it up. Yet once again, i swear girls only like guys who have girlfriends.

“True story”

last time i got stupid and had a girl friend, not even 24 hours after the dreaded “girlfriend” words were uttered, i met one of the most beautiful girls i had ever met. She was all about me too. Then she wanted to trade phone numbers, and i said no. --moral of story-- if i was single, bitch wouldnt have wanted on me—

i swear they smell female hormones on guys, and thus are attracted to them–which means that all girls are fish eating lesbos, which then means should have been allright for the g/f and the hot girl and me to have a 3 some…

truth x 34081650871236458972369857623948576329847569328745692384756923874569328765

thats forsure

haha

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:lickmahpu:

my take?

when you have a girlfriend, you’re not actively trying to pick up girls. you’re more relaxed, and you talk to women easier because you don’t have to try to impress them. which in turn makes girls interested in you.

werd x infinity

great thread

I agree with the earlier posters in that we will need pics of both girls in order to help you make the best decision possible.

haha we arent superficial or anything :embarassd

If your all ready thinking of cheating then just break up with her and fuck this other bitch because you oviously don’t care about your current girl

TRUTH!!! HAHAHA

your relationship is already fucked if you wanna bang some other chick that hotter than ur girl. IF thats high on your priority list then ur too imature to have a reasonable relationship so just fuck the hot bitch and try not to get caught. just remember, pretty girls are a dime a dozen and easy girls are a dime a dozen. If you have a relatively atractive girl thats not a filth bag, DON’T FUCK IT UP.

that’s some good advice.

I use it for most of my female friends too… they cry to me when their man treats them like shit and i question their reasons for dating him and its usually superficial reasons. Its human nature ( or learned cultural behavior) to be attracted to your partner. there are tons of pretty girls out there but if you have one that attracts you and fits with your lifestyle ( common interests etc etc) there’s not much reason to not be satisfied unless your priorities are screwed and a hot chick with a fine ass body is more important than a pretty chick that is a good person. Some people start changing later than others, some never change. just looks stopped being important a few years ago for me.