Well duh…
The 82nd Airborne can deploy anywhere around the globe in less than 18 hours.
And oh by the way I can’t take you up on your offer of a ticket to Berkley. I refuse to use made in China switches for the detonator on my suicide bomber suit.
It wouldn’t do any good anyways. Shortly after the US government rounded up all the suspected terrorists in the Taliban, several people living in California offered to board them instead of sending them to the prison. Fuckers…