A few reasons why you shouldn’t own a monkey:
-You seem to have the attention span of a 5 year old, so when the novelty of owning a monkey wears off you will see it for sale on here.
-You can’t distinguish “your” from “you’re”
-You were looking to buy a $200 “carport” for for $25k BMW
-You have a psycho lady stalking you and rubbing your automotive keys on her genitalia
Just saying, I have a feeling that if you bought a monkey it would end up dead, for sale on here in 3 weeks, or held hostage by the crazy lady